🍎💥 Oh you thought Apple was just gonna keep polishing their trillion-dollar logo and calling it a day? Nah fam, they’re serving us a FOUR-WEEK buffet of premieres on Apple TV+ that’s about to have everyone yelling “YAAAS QUEEN” like it’s a reality show finale! 😍📺 That’s right, Apple’s TV game is stronger than your friend who takes cold showers for “health benefits.” 💪🚿 How strong is it, you ask? So strong that even your grandma, who still thinks streaming is a figment of her imagination, might just pop her dentures back in and tune in. 🤭💀 But, let’s be real: Apple’s getting their stonks on while we’re just over here waiting for anything worth watching besides scrolling TikTok memes and pretending to be productive. 📈💰 Watching shows on Apple TV+ is like eating organic avocado toast – looks great, probably tastes fine, but makes your wallet weep! 🥑💸 🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote Alert!* 🔥 “We should probably make a good show instead of just telling people to subscribe, right? Nah, let’s just add another space drama! 🚀” So here’s my hot take: in 2024, Apple’s gonna merge with Netflix and start giving us *free* two-hour-long FaceTime movie dates that leave us all emotionally compromised 🤯. Get ready for a cringe rollercoaster, folks! 🎢💥 #AppleHighsAndLows