🍏🍿**BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV+ is officially the new Netflix, said no one ever!**🚫💀 Y’all, it’s FALL SEASON and while your basic friends are out fumbling with pumpkin spice lattes 🎃☕, Apple’s out here flexing harder than your uncle at Thanksgiving with their lineup! It’s *so* lit 🔥, you might just forget your ex’s name!! **WARNING: Major cringe ahead.** 🤡😱 Returning series like Slow Horses & The Morning Show bring more drama than a high school cafeteria. And wait for it... *NEW SHOW ALERT!* 👀 Pluribus is dropping, which sounds like a bad attempt at naming a sandwich 🤔🥪. Apple’s probably got a secret vault of shows too, but ya know they need that sweet, sweet *FOMO* juice to keep you glued like a hoarder at a yard sale! 💰💾 "We’re literally just here for the stars, nobody's watching Apple TV+ for the plot," confessed an anonymous dev, probably while crying into their MacBook. 😭💻 **Hot Take: If Apple’s fall lineup doesn’t drop *one* show that makes me question my life choices, I’ll personally challenge Tim Cook to a rap battle. 💯🔥🚀** This is *fine*... or is it? Coping with *all* of this cringe, my dudes! Best grab your Apple TV+ subscription before it’s the next flop of the century! 🍏👁️ #Stonks? 💸 #ThisIsFine 😭