🔥🚀🚨**BREAKING NEWS: APPLE TV+ SHOCKS THE WORLD WITH... A LIST OF MOVIES?!** 🤡💀 Y’all ever wake up and think, “Man, I need to know what the hodgepodge of mediocre content Apple TV+ has served me this month?” 🥱😴 Well, my homies at JustWatch are spilling the tea on the **TOP GLOBAL MOVIES AND SHOWS** that we all pretended to watch while scrolling TikTok like: “I swear I’m just waiting for the new ‘Ted Lasso’ season...” 📺💰💸 Here’s the rundown—you ready? 👀👇 *drumroll sounds from a sad microprocessor*: 1. **Show:** "The Morning Show" - *Drake pointing like: “this is the only reason I’m awake!”* 2. **Movie:** "Finch" - the sequel to “Tom Hanks has a robot dog.” 🤖💔 3. **Show:** "Ted Lasso" - the man, the myth, the football coach who brought feelings to the field. 🤧 Leaked Developer Quote: “Dude, if **Apple TV+** wasn’t so cringe, maybe I'd actually watch my own shows.” 😂💻 So folks, get ready for your next family gathering where you awkwardly mention “Severance” like it’s an indie film you saw at a hipster coffee shop. ☕️🎬 **Prediction:** By next month, I'll bet Apple TV+ is just streaming baby shark remixes on repeat at 3 A.M. I’m calling it, no cap! 🦈🔥😈