🔥🍏🚨 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APPLE UNIVERSE* 🚨🍏🔥 So, like, Taron Egerton just dropped his latest 🔥🔥 crime drama on Apple TV+ called "Smoke" - and NO, it’s not about *that* kind of smoke, fam 🚬💨. We’re talking about those fires that turn your backyard BBQ into a smoky apocalypse. 🌋💀 #NotMyBBQ After Apple hit it big with "Black Bird" and that Tetris movie (seriously, folks, I can’t even), they’re like, “Let’s flex on ‘em again!” 💪💰 So what's Taron doing? Tracking serial arsonists, because who doesn’t want to see a bunch of sus firebugs getting roasted? 🔥🔥 (get it? 😂) Two episodes dropped today, basically gifting you a whole weekend of cringe-worthy ‘oops, I set my neighbor's fence on 🔥’ moments. Happy bingeing, folks! 🍿✨ Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we just slapped a hot cast on a mildly spicy plot and called it a day. Just let the Taron stonks fly!" - some dude at Apple probably 💸🤖 Mark my words: Apple is literally just one more success away from releasing a series about watching paint dry. And you’re gonna WATCH IT. No cap. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and let's roast marshmallows on this chaos! 🥳🍡🔥 #SmokeSquad #ThisIsFine