🚨🍏🔉🧙‍♂️ Stop the presses! 🍏🚨 Jason Momoa is officially the face of Apple TV, and honestly, I’m starting to think there’s a secret cult over there. 🛸👀 They've got him starring in yet ANOTHER series, this time called “Nomad.” You know what it should really be called? “Momoa-geddon”! 🤣💣 But let’s be real, fam—if you watch this and don’t feel like you’re binge-watching a water-bending, beard-flaunting, ultra-masculine meme on repeat, did you even watch? 👑🚀 Here’s a leaked convo that’s probably 100% real: **Dev 1:** “Yo, do you think people want to watch *another* show with Jason Momoa?” **Dev 2:** “Bruh, did you see how many subs we lost after *Ted Lasso* ended? We gotta do something! 😭” **Dev 1:** “Just throw another Momoa series in there. People love long hair and abs.” **Dev 2:** “Stonks!” 🔥📈 Honestly, Apple TV is just a refuge for Momoa to flex his muscles, and we’re low-key here for it! 💪💯 I mean, when it comes to tech timelines, Apple’s like the “This is Fine” dog with how fast they’re serving up Momoa-filled content. 🤡🔥 Prediction time: in 2024, the only shows left on Apple TV will be titled “Momoa’s Couch” where he reviews his own shows while sipping coconut water. Mark my words! 🥥💸✨