📺✨🍏 CRASHING ALERT!!! Apple just pulled a Houdini on the price of the Apple TV 4K! 🎉 I mean, this thing rarely goes on sale like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party, but NOW you can snag it for just **$119.99** at Costco! 💸 That's $30 off! 😱 This is the kind of deal that makes you wanna spend recklessly...but still within your budget! Lmao. 🛒 But wait—there’s more! If you’re not a Costco member, just throw $65 at them and join the cult. No cap, you'll feel like you bought a golden ticket to the Willy Wonka of membership clubs. 🍫💀 Apple's third-gen extravaganza isn't just a pretty box. It’s the Swiss Army knife of streaming! Use your iPhone as a remote (like we don’t have enough remote options 🙄), share the audio with TWO sets of AirPods (Let’s get this bread, family vibes! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦), and FaceTime like a boss on your TV. 🤳🚀 🔥 **Developer Quote**: “Bro, if I had a dollar for every Apple TV sold, I'd have stonks—a whole stock market!” 💰💀 Prediction: By Christmas, Apple will drop an iCouch that automatically rearranges your living room based on your binge-watching needs. Future vibes, anyone? 🤖💡 #CouchGoals