🛋️🍏✨ *BREAKING: Apple TV 4K Drops Like it’s Hot, Just in Time for Dolby Vision 2* 🍿✨🍏🛋️ 🚨 STOP EVERYTHING! The reason you're gonna be broke this fall is that Apple is about to bless us with the all-new Apple TV 4K—probably dropping next week because they want us to commit to the cringe of being poor for the next 6 months! 😂💸 But wait! What's this? Dolby just dropped their fancy new **Dolby Vision 2** like it’s a hot mixtape? Talk about a match made in *overpriced tech hell*! 🔥💿💀 Looks like Apple is about to show us what we can’t afford to stream our faves in, while they keep pushing out those “I swear it won’t be obsolete in 6 months” hardware updates. 🤡📺 **“We just wanted to make all your colors pop, you know, like my ex’s next relationship,”** says some Apple dev in a leaked chat. 😂👀 🥳💡 *Drake’s pointing at the price tag like:* “You know the vibes… So we’re still seething over here, right?” 🤔🔥 But real talk, if you’re not ready to sell your soul (again) and subscribe to some ultra-premium streaming plan, you might as well just cop a cardboard cut-out of your favorite shows. My prediction? Apple will drop a version with *no HDMI cable* and call it “minimalist”—mark my words! 🚀💥💰 #ThisIsFine #Stonks #CringeButOkay