📱🍊 HOLD UP, APPLE JUST DROPPED A NEW COLOR AND IT'S… COSMIC ORANGE?! 🤡💀 NO CAP, it looks like my toddler's finger-painting project after a snack attack! 🤢💥 Picture this: Cheeto dust, a construction cone, and that sad Nissan you only see in rental lots threw a party and the iPhone was the designated driver. 🚗💨 Here’s the kicker: Apple says this is the future! 🛸🚀 Like, ok, Tim Cook, I get it - you’re trying to prove orange is the new black while I’m here like “Nah fam, it’s just cringe.” 🔥🥴 You ever heard of "stonks"? 💰 This color scheme is screaming "sell me NOW" but I'm honestly just seething. LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “Honestly? We just ran out of colors. Cosmic orange was the only thing left in the budget.” - Anonymous Apple Intern 💻💔 🤖 Meanwhile, Drake is out here pointing at all the other colors and saying “What are you doing?” to this catastrophe. This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️🔥 So here’s my hot take: the iPhone 17 Pro is gonna break sales records, *but* mostly because people want to post this aesthetic nightmare on TikTok for the LOLs. 🤳💀💥 MARK MY WORDS - cosmic orange will be the next legendary meme... or a tragic art piece! 😱 #RIPApple #BasedOrCringe