π Apple tryna rent its own chips? π Meanwhile, they spend $7B on Nvidia like it's pocket change πΈπ #CloudFlex
ππ Breaking News, Fam! ππ In a plot twist thatβs juicier than an Apple turnover, word on the street is that in 2024, our favorite fruit company is thinking of renting its own chips to devs! π»π° Itβs like watching your friend flex their momβs credit card at the mall but then realize they canβt even afford their own snacks. π€‘ According to the crystal ball (aka Aaron Tilley from The Information) π€, Apple is shelling out a jaw-dropping $7B a year to *borrow* Nvidia chips from AWS and Google. ππΈ Can we talk about how thatβs basically βI canβt pay my rent, so Iβm just gonna lease my own houseβ? π€¦ββοΈπ Imagine the team meeting where some poor dev says, βBro, if we can rent our chips to others, we could be like the βAmazon for chipsβ!β π€π All the big brains are like: *try again, my dude* π€―ππ So like, what do you think? Stonks ππ₯ or nah? In a shocking twist, I predict 2025 will have Apple starting an exclusive underground chip rental club called "iChips." Subscribers get access to chips AND Apple stickers. π―π₯ #EpicWin Share this chaos, 'cause why not π€·ββοΈ?