๐ Apple tryna rent its own chips? ๐ Meanwhile, they spend $7B on Nvidia like it's pocket change ๐ธ๐ #CloudFlex
๐๐ Breaking News, Fam! ๐๐ In a plot twist thatโs juicier than an Apple turnover, word on the street is that in 2024, our favorite fruit company is thinking of renting its own chips to devs! ๐ป๐ฐ Itโs like watching your friend flex their momโs credit card at the mall but then realize they canโt even afford their own snacks. ๐คก According to the crystal ball (aka Aaron Tilley from The Information) ๐ค, Apple is shelling out a jaw-dropping $7B a year to *borrow* Nvidia chips from AWS and Google. ๐๐ธ Can we talk about how thatโs basically โI canโt pay my rent, so Iโm just gonna lease my own houseโ? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ Imagine the team meeting where some poor dev says, โBro, if we can rent our chips to others, we could be like the โAmazon for chipsโ!โ ๐ค๐ญ All the big brains are like: *try again, my dude* ๐คฏ๐๐ So like, what do you think? Stonks ๐๐ฅ or nah? In a shocking twist, I predict 2025 will have Apple starting an exclusive underground chip rental club called "iChips." Subscribers get access to chips AND Apple stickers. ๐ฏ๐ฅ #EpicWin Share this chaos, 'cause why not ๐คทโโ๏ธ?