🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple is trying to grab F1 streaming rights like a toddler snatching sweets. 🍭💀 They're revving their engines to make an announcement at the US Grand Prix, and it's getting juicier than a 5-star Michelin steak 🥩🔥. Your boy John Ourand from Puck spilled the tea ☕️, saying the negotiations are almost wrapped up like a wedding gift... but with $$$ signs instead of love hearts 💰❤️. But here's the kicker! Apple wants EXCLUSIVITY! That's right, they wanna kick F1.TV outta the US faster than your grandma kicks you out for not doing the dishes. 🚪💨 Like bro, it's not that deep! No cap, Apple’s shelling out $150 million a year like it's a side hustle for their CEO. Drizzy's pointing at F1.TV saying, "You can’t sit with us!" 🥴🤡 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "What if we just tell them F1.TV is 'too slow to keep up'? 😂" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Bro, that’s BASED… but also... like, aren’t we just eliminating our competition? 🤔" And let’s be real - if this deal drops on race weekend, expect Apple to slap a "1 more thing..." right before the green flag drops. 🚦💥 Hot take: In 2025, F1 cars will be powered by iPhones. Mark my words! 🍏🚗💨 #Stonks #ThisIsFine