🚨💥 *BREAKING: APPLE VS. THE LEAK KING! 🍏👑* 🚨💥 Okay fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Apple is throwing down the gauntlet 🥊 on leaker extraordinaire Jon "Wig Snatcher" Prosser for allegedly pulling a heist on iOS 26 secrets! 🤫📱 Let's be real: Apple is like that parent who gets mad because you looked at their phone for 2 seconds; "That’s MY internal app design!" 😂💀 So, here’s the 411: Prosser allegedly offered some dude, Michael "The Snitch" Ramacciotti, cold hard cash or a job (this sounds like a Tinder date gone wrong 🤡💵). Ramacciotti turned into Sherlock Holmes 🕵️‍♂️ and cracked the code on his buddy Ethan's iPhone, which had more secrets than Area 51! 🌌🔍 Just imagine the vid call: “Bro, check out this new iOS! It's got features THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!!” 🚀✨ Of course, Apple is seething harder than a gamer in a laggy lobby. 😤🍏 This is literally a scene ripped from a tech thriller! Based on my extensive experience in the field of memes and chaos, I’d say they’re 100% going to lose this and end up apologizing on Twitter, then announcing iOS 27 NEXT MONTH. 😂 *Stonks up for Prosser, though!* 📈💰 🍎🔥💥 *Hot take: iOS 28 will just be a glorified app for setting your phone to “mood mode” and BEEP that! See you at the next Apple drama, y’all!* 👀📲💥