🍏🚀 **BREAKING: Apple Goes Full Karen on the EU’s Digital Markets Act! 📜🔨** So, Apple just slid into the DMs of the EU like, “Can we talk about this Digital Markets Act? 🤔🔍 Y’all are totally ruining my vibe. 😤💔” Like, we get it, Apple. You’re the overprotective parent who doesn’t want their kid playing with the neighbor’s Android kids. 🏡👀 After a year of the DMA trying to put Big Tech in timeout, Apple’s like, “No cap, can we just repeal this and go back to letting us eat the smaller companies for brunch? 🥞🤖” 🤝💰 📊 "The DMA makes us work too hard," a *totally real* Apple developer was overheard saying, “Like, I can’t even make AirPods that sync with non-Apple shoes! It’s chaos!” 😱🔥 Low-key, they’re trying to dodge those hefty fines that are literally *stiffing* 10-20% of global revenue. 👀🤑 Who needs competition when you can just create a digital fortress and charge admission, amirite? 😂💀 In conclusion, mark my words: If Apple can’t repeal this? We’ll see the next iPhone launch delayed as Tim Cook gets lost in bureaucratic paperwork—coming soon in 2025! 🚀📅 #ThisIsFine 🐶💸 #StonksGoDown 🔥📉