๐๐ฅ Apple throwing shade at the court like "Not today, Epic!" ๐ ๐ #AppStoreDrama #CEOClash
๐ฅ๐๐ฎ BREAKING: Apple Throws a Fizz with the Epic Games Court Drama ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ So, Apple just rolled back onto the legal battlefield like Thanos after a Snap ๐ฅ๐ค, and guess what? Theyโre served up a piping hot dish of SEETHE with a side of PUNISHMENT ๐ฝ๏ธ. Thatโs right, folks - weโre talking about the Epic Games vs. Apple saga, aka โa battle for the agesโ where lawyers are the true champions. After a two-week silent treatment (everyone was trying to figure out TikTok's new algorithm, right? ๐), Apple just blasted back into action, demanding a different judge because *you know* they want to avoid the โeye rollโ ๐ from the same guy who probably thought the last iPhone was too expensiveโฆ like, fr fr ๐ฐ๐. *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Our legal strategy is just like our app updatesโฆ a lil' delayed, but about to be fire ๐ฅ. If we don't get the judge we want, we might just *access denied* on this whole thing." And for my UNHINGED PREDICTION: the next judge will be a TikTok influencer with zero legal experience, and Apple will accidentally get served lunch instead of justice. Stay woke, fam. ๐๐๐ธ #EpicFail #AppStoreDrama #BillionaireBrawlers