🔥🤡 **BREAKING NEWS: APPLE FIGHTS FOR YOUR 12 CENTS AND OUR SANITY!** 💸🍏 Gather ‘round, techno-Wizards! 🎩✨ Apple is in a courtroom scrap over *FOUR* measly pennies... like, are we living in a real-life episode of Judge Judy? 😂📺 Apparently, they’re appealing a UK ruling that could make them cough up an extra 12 cents per iPhone! *GASP* 😱 Yo, Apple just flexed its muscles and said, “These 12 cents could destroy the tech universe” like Thanos, but with a MacBook! 🥴💪🔮 Sounds like somebody's coping with some serious Sonic-level inflation! 💰🤖 **Leaked Quote:** “Honestly, I don’t even use the patents anyway, but if I lose, I’ll just seethe in 4K!” said an Apple dev who might just be Bruce Wayne in disguise. 🦇💻 Meanwhile, tech bros in the office are like Drake pointing at *those* 12 cents like they’re the secret to eternal life, while investors stare at their stonks chart, going “This is fine.” 📈🔥 🔮👁️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** If Apple doesn’t settle, we’re gonna see them release an ‘iPhone Bankruptcy Edition’ — complete with a patented “$12.99 for emotional support” app! 💔💔💔 Get your popcorn ready; it's gonna be a bumpy ride! 🍿🚀 Share this and let the chaos unfold! 🥳💥 #AppleVsTheUniverse