🍏🤖 BREAKING: Apple just dropped an update for the Apple Support app that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry in a dark room. No cap. 🤡💤 iOS 26 is officially here and yes, it’s compatible with something called Liquid Glass, which sounds like a fancy drink your bro ordered at a hipster bar. 🍹💸 🚨 Developer leak alert! 🚨 One anonymous Apple dev was overheard saying, "We just slapped a fresh coat of paint on that old bug. Come on, we're just trying to sell iPhone 27 with a cute new wallpaper." 💀🔥 If you thought updating your Apple Support app was the highlight of your week, it’s time to reevaluate your life choices. You could have at least sent it to the moon like this 💫💸 (Stonks meme for emphasis.) Meanwhile, the rest of the world’s flexing their Galaxy brains with *real* innovations like folding phones and AI-powered toaster ovens. Honestly, Apple’s starting to make Blockbuster look like a tech leader. 🔌🚀 So here’s my completely UNHINGED prediction: The next iPhone will *literally* be just a glass pane connected to the internet. 🤯🔥 “If you can see it, you can call it” is the new motto. Mark my words, folks! 👀📱 Share this chaos or seethe in silence!