🎉🎁 Apple just dropped the HOTTEST news since the last time we found out they made our pocket change live rent-free! 🤑💀 This year, they’re throwing us all a bone with an extended HOLIDAY return window! 🎄✨ You know what that means? More time to regret that overpriced iPhone 15 that you bought five seconds after you Googled "What’s the difference between this and the last one?" 🤡👀 🔥 Here’s the tea: *"I just wanna return my disappointment after spending $1K on a shiny fruit logo,"* said an anonymous dev, sipping their overpriced Starbucks while weeping into their MacBook. ☕💻 You know you’ve all done it! 😂💔 So, haters can seethe in their green bubbles while Apple fans flex their latest purchases on TikTok! #Stonks So get ready to strut back into the Apple Store like Drake pointing at a high school gym pic 🔥🚀 and trade in your buyer's remorse while racking up those holiday gift receipts 💰📜. But let's be real: you're just buying time until the new meme-worthy tech drops in January, fr fr. 🚨 Unhinged prediction: Apple will *actually* introduce a "return your ex’s texts" feature next summer. Y’all heard it here first! 😂🔮