🚨💔 ATTENTION APPLE FANBOYS & GIRLIES! 💔🚨 Looks like Apple has decided to play hide-and-seek with our wallets again! 🛒💰 The Apple Store is down like my motivation on a Monday morning — but don’t worry, it’ll be back up at 5 AM PT, just in time for your 47th attempt to snag that shiny iPhone 17 Pro! 🤡💀 Y’all remember when the store was just a regular ol' website? Now it’s like waiting in line for a Taylor Swift concert 😭🎤! “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” - some poor developer who’s probably still seething 🤖💥. So now, we get to obsess over these new gadgets that are way too expensive for the minor upgrades they offer. Let’s be real: the iPhone 17 Pro is just the iPhone 16 with a better camera and a new flavor of overpriced lighting cable 🍏📱. What’s next? iPhone Air? Honey, just take off the case and we’ll call it the same thing 🤣🔥. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The iPhone 20 will just be a glorified hologram you can’t even touch, and Apple’s gonna charge us $2,000 for the “experience” 💸💀. And if you think that’s cringe, just wait until the "Apple Glasses" are announced — it’s gonna be stonks going BOOM! 🚀📈 #ThisIsFine #AppleOnCrack #DrakePointingAtTheAppleStore