🎉💀 Hold on to your overpriced lattes, fam, because Apple is BACK at it again! 🍏🤪 In 2025, get ready for a *new* HomePod mini & a fresh Apple TV 4K – but like, why am I getting major “money-grab” vibes? 😂💰 Rumor has it, Tim Cook just walked into a board meeting, slapped a table full of untouched innovation, and yelled, “LET’S slap a ‘new’ sticker on some old tech and charge these clowns!” *absolute galaxy brain move* 🚀💸 Just imagine: Apple fans will probably line up for weeks (while every other brand puts out actually interesting devices) just to snag an upgraded speaker that plays your playlist but ONLY if you scream “Siri, I’m in debt!” at it! 💔📱💀 Leaked convo snippet: *“Hey dude, what’s new with the HomePod?” *“Oh, it’s still just a cone of overpriced sadness with a little more bass.”* 💔🔊 Drake pointing at this cringe-fest while still secretly buying it anyway! 📺💯 Hot take: in a shocking twist, the *real* upgrade will be removing the headphone jack… from every device. 🔥🤖 You heard it here first, folks. Now go forth and meme this chaos into the ether! 🥳✨ #AppleSucksButWeStillBuyIt