🎤💥 HELLLOOOO APPLE FAM! 🍏🤪 Are you ready for your daily dose of #TechDrama? 🚀🤡 Apple just dropped the M5 iPad Pro and Stephen Robles is out here like a tech Gandalf, guiding us through this glowing abyss of overpriced hardware! 🔥💰 In a shocking turn of events, Apple folks sat down with Robles for an INTERVIEW (who knew that was still a thing?) and guess what? They talked about the "features" that will make you want to trade your kidneys for that glowing slab of glass! 💀💉 *INSERT DEVELOPER QUOTE HERE*: "Yeah, we threw in some fancy chips and called it a new model. Stonks. 💸" 🚨 WHO IS THIS FOR? 🚨 Apparently, it’s for the elite 🤑👩‍🎨—you know, the wannabe Da Vincis who need to flex on the ‘gram while drawing stick figures! 🤳💀 Meanwhile, us mortals are stuck with our ancient devices, while Apple users are like: “This is fine” 🐕🔥 every time they cut another check. ⚡️🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will announce the M10 iPad Pro which is just an iPad with a sticker that says “M10” on it… 💯😤 Keep an eye out, and remember: when life gives you overpriced tablets, just meme it! 😂🤑