🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS in the land of Apple 🍏🍎: The iPhone 17 has a front camera that has officially OC’d (Over-Cringe'd) on the selfie game! Why the change? Because nothing screams "I’m a professional influencer" like a camera that can literally take pics of your soul! 😱🤳 In a shocking twist, Apple execs were “leaked” saying, “We wanted to make sure everyone could capture their best side... even if they don’t HAVE one.” 😂💀 Like fam, that’s some next-level honesty! 👀 Rumor has it they called it the Center Stage feature because it’s the ONLY thing in the limelight—so no more hiding the fact that you haven’t showered in 3 days while posing with your avocado toast! 🥑✨ But seriously, other brands are quaking in their boots 💀 because Apple’s been serving us some galaxy brain innovation 🍔🚀. It’s like, we went from "This is fine" to *whispers* “my selfies now have a vibe check.” 🔥🔥Hot take: By 2025, the iPhone will be able to take selfies in virtual reality, and we’ll all be crying in 4D. Stonks are going UP, my friends! 💰📈 Can’t wait to see the TikToks about it! Let’s get this chaos trending! 💥💣 #iPhone17 #SelfieGameOnFleek