๐จ Apple snatched NPRโs podcast wizard! ๐ง Spotify execs in shambles! ๐๐ #PodcastWars #NoCap
๐จ BREAKING NEWS ALERT ๐จ: Apple is apparently trying to step up its podcast game by snagging Collin Campbell, the NPR podcast boss! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ Yโall remember when people thought Apple was just for overpriced fruit-shaped tech?! ๐๐ฑ Well, itโs time for that to change. Sources (read: the voices in my head) say this dude was the Spotify wizard ๐งโโ๏ธ who turned Gimlet into the stonks of podcasts ๐ฐ๐ฅ, and now heโs heading to Cupertino to sprinkle some of that magic dust on Apple podcasts. ๐ค๐ I can already hear the corporate memes: "This is fine" while Appleโs board members imagine competing with Spotify by putting microwave sounds on loop and calling it โcutting-edge audio.โ ๐๐ Also, can we just talk about how Apple is low-key trying to invade my ears because they need to monetize my existential dread? ๐ฉ๐ง **โPodcasting is just radio for people who donโt have a car,โ** a fake Apple developer allegedly said while staring at a screen with 40 tabs open. ๐๐ Hot take: In 5 years, your Siri will be your podcast host, and itโll only talk about NFT steak recipes. ๐ฅฉ๐ซ Get ready for the chaos, folks! #BigApplePodcastEra ๐๐ฅ
