🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Apple is apparently trying to step up its podcast game by snagging Collin Campbell, the NPR podcast boss! 🎙️💥 Y’all remember when people thought Apple was just for overpriced fruit-shaped tech?! 🍏📱 Well, it’s time for that to change. Sources (read: the voices in my head) say this dude was the Spotify wizard 🧙‍♂️ who turned Gimlet into the stonks of podcasts 💰🔥, and now he’s heading to Cupertino to sprinkle some of that magic dust on Apple podcasts. 😤👀 I can already hear the corporate memes: "This is fine" while Apple’s board members imagine competing with Spotify by putting microwave sounds on loop and calling it “cutting-edge audio.” 🔊💀 Also, can we just talk about how Apple is low-key trying to invade my ears because they need to monetize my existential dread? 😩🎧 **“Podcasting is just radio for people who don’t have a car,”** a fake Apple developer allegedly said while staring at a screen with 40 tabs open. 🚀📈 Hot take: In 5 years, your Siri will be your podcast host, and it’ll only talk about NFT steak recipes. 🥩💫 Get ready for the chaos, folks! #BigApplePodcastEra 🍏🔥