🔥🚨**BREAKING: Apple’s AI Bug? More Like Apple’s 'Aye No!' Bug!**🚨🔥 Listen up, folks! Apple dropped a server-side fix for the iPhone 17 and iPhone Air models that crashed harder than your friend's NFT investments 💀💔. Yup, you heard that right! Users were about as useful as a flip phone trying to browse TikTok because their *intelligent* AI features were as available as that one cousin who says they’re “just busy” but is actually just ghosting you. 👻🤖 📉 According to the *so-called* tech wizard Aaron Perris (who probably spells “software” as “sowtare”), Apple users were left staring at their screens like this: “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Yeah, no cap, if you paid top dollar for the latest iPhone and it didn’t even know how to fetch a meme, you’d be like: **Drake:** "I hate it here!" *points to Android* 😂 But hey, Apple said “hold my overpriced espresso” and pulled a “server-side fix” outta thin air like a magician at a retirement home. *Stonks up!* 📈💰 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly bro, just tell them it’s a feature. Who reads patch notes anyway?” 🥴 **Hot Take Alert!** 🧠🚀 In three weeks, there will be a 100% chance that Apple will roll out a new iPhone model with this bug “fixed” and call it revolutionary. Get ready for iPhone 17 Pro Max Ultra Super Sensei Edition! Now go forth and share the chaos! 🤡✌️