🍏✨ HOLD UP, SQUAD, we gotta talk about the latest in the *mind-reading* tech that’s literally just *Apple Shortcuts* showing off like that kid in class who’s way too smart but still can’t do their own laundry. 🤡🚀 Picture this: You leave the office and—BAM!—your phone texts your partner like “Yo, I’m on my way, but first, allow me to do a little grocery shopping and order a pizza, all while I pretend I’m not scrolling TikTok.” 🍕📲 But let’s keep it 100; it’s more like your phone has a *60% success rate* of actually understanding you. Cringe! 😬💀 “Honestly, I thought it would be like ‘Hey Siri, make my life perfect’. But instead I'm just getting random coffee shops that don’t even exist anymore,” says a leaked Apple dev, probably sipping on overpriced oat lattes. ☕️💰 This all sounds like the tech equivalent of the *Drake Approving meme* until you realize your phone is really just the *This is fine* dog in disguise—everything’s on fire, but it *can* turn on Do Not Disturb? 🔥💩 So, here’s the hot take: in 5 years, Apple Shortcuts is gonna be the new “Call your mother” button, and guess what? It’ll still mess that up! 🤖🚀💥 #Stonks or #Cope? You decide! Share this with your Buddies before the Shortcuts find out! 💫✨