🚨🍏BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26.2 NOT gonna let your iPhone and Apple Watch swap Wi-Fi deets like little digital besties 💔🤖💔! In a shocking twist, Apple is yanking this feature faster than you can say "I purposefully bought all these devices for $1,500 to tell time and check emails" 🙄💸🤌. Why, you ask? Because EU is throwing shade with their Digital Markets Act. Yep, that's right. The EU stepped in like a parent catching you using your phone in class: "Not today, kiddos!" 🚫📵 Listen, fam: Apple’s basically saying, "Cope and seethe" if you thought you could casually transfer Wi-Fi history from your iPhone to Apple Watch 🥲🔁. French publication Numerama spilled the tea on this, and now we’re all like the “This is fine” dog 🐶🔥 in a burning Apple store. Imagine the conversation in the Apple HQ: Developer 1: "So, we can't let them share Wi-Fi?" Developer 2: "Bro, they can share an iMessage but not a wifi password?!" Developer 3: "That’s the EU for ya. Stonks? No stonks." 💰😂 Hot take time: In 5 years, Apple will give us a new feature, and they'll call it *The Ultimate Wi-Fi Renaissance*. Get ready to pay $99.99 a month for it. 🔮💸 #MemeFuture #AppleVsEU