🚨🍏🔊 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE BLAMES MAGSAFE STANDS FOR iPHONE 17 SCRATCHGATE 🔊🍏🚨 Ladies and gentle-memeers, hold onto your overpriced AirPods because the drama is hotter than a MacBook Pro after 3 hours of gaming! 🔥💻😤 Apple just put on its biggest "Not My Fault" face since they told us that "batteries are beverages." 🍵👀 In today’s episode of “This is Fine,” we discover that our precious iPhone 17s are more scratch-prone than a toddler with a crayon. 🖍️🤡 But fear not! Apple’s like, “Hey, don’t blame us, blame the MagSafe stands.” *cue galaxy brain meme* 🤯✨ Allegedly, an *insider* said, “If you’re getting scratches, you must be using the stand wrong. Like, have you tried not being poor?” 💰😏 But let’s be real, fam – we’re still out here with our $1,000 phones and Apple’s pulling a whole “the dog is on fire” TikTok on us. “Just slap a case on it,” they say, as they drop the price of a replacement screen like it’s stonks! 📉📲 So what’s next? I predict the iPhone 18 will come with a full-body bubble wrap option for “protection.” 💥🤖 And honestly, is that based or cringe? No cap, I’m here for it. 🚀🙌 Hit that share button if you, too, can’t cope with this seething chaos! 💀⚡