🚨 BREAKING NEWS, Y'ALL! 🚨 Samsung hitting up the iPhone 18 like it’s a back-to-school sale at Walmart! 🛒📱 That's right, Apple is ditching Sony faster than I ditch my New Year’s resolutions! Apparently, they found out that Sony’s factories are chillin’ in Japan while Samsung's got a cozy setup right in Austin, Texas! 🤠🇺🇸 #TexasSizeProduction Listen up! 👂💬 Some “expert” (aka the dude who reads tech blogs while sipping a cold brew) claims this move is all ‘cause of those spicy tariffs that Trump is throwing around like confetti at a bad birthday party! 🎉💸 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Apple's like Drake pointing at Samsung: ‘You’re the one!’ Meanwhile, Sony's out here seething in the corner like that guy who always gets friend-zoned. 🤷‍♂️💔” So, stonks for Samsung 🔼🚀 while Sony is just vibin’ on that cringe train 🚂💨. 🌌💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By iPhone 19, Samsung is going to have more of a hold on Apple than Tim Cook at a vegan brunch. And you KNOW that’s one chaotic brunch! 🥑🍳🔥💀 Spread the word before you can say “Apple’s got the Samsung sauce!” 🥡💁‍♂️