📱💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple is playing "let's make more money" while we’re all here wondering if we actually need the iPhone 17! 🔥🔥💰 After the hype of pre-orders sent their sales predictions soaring higher than your friend’s fast food order after a night out, they’re not just raising the bar. Nah, fam, they're launching it into orbit! 🚀🌌 Rumor has it, one Apple exec was overheard saying: “If they think they can pay $1,000 for a phone that takes better selfies, they’re gonna need to MAX those production targets! 🍏” 😂💀 That’s a galaxy brain moment right there! Meanwhile, you’re just vibing with your ancient flip phone and wondering what these stonks are even about. 📈 Is the world really ready for 17 iPhones? This is fine... I guess? 🥴🤡 But hey, if this gives Apple loyalists 🎉 more options to complain about battery life, count me in! 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 🚨: In 2024, the iPhone 18 will come with AI that can argue with you about why you need a phone upgrade... while we all just seethe in our budget phone corners. 💅📱💩 #BasedButCringe