🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: The FOLDABLE iPhone is no longer a meme, fam! Apple is dropping a vertical clamshell 📚 iPhone in 2026! So we can all feel like we're living in a sci-fi movie while also realizing this is *still* just a phone! 😂🤡 According to the almighty *Bloomberg* (because we ONLY take our leaks from the Real Ones), this baby’s rocking FOUR cameras: two on the back for flexing on your Insta, one inside for when you need to film the inside of your existential crisis, and one on the front for those classic ‘I woke up like this’ selfies. No Face ID? Nah, just slap that 🔥 Touch ID on the power button like it’s 2015, 🤦‍♂️ because who needs futuristic tech when you can have *legends* of the past? 💀 Rumor has it as development devs said: “This is fine! Just fine! We’re totally not in a Zoom call discussing why nobody wants to buy $1,500 phone-foldable brick!” - Anonymous Engineer on the Edge. But forget that—my hot take? By 2026, Apple will somehow end up charging you $19.99 for the *app* to use the Touch ID feature. Stonks! 📈💰 #Cringe Get ready to flex that $$$ while *this* chaos unfolds! 😂🚀🍏