🎉🔥🚨 ALERT - The AirPods Pro 3 are here to suck our wallets dry AGAIN! 🍏💰 But guess what? *NO CHARGING CABLE INCLUDED!* 🤡💀 Yeah, you heard that right! Apple is basically like, “Hey fam, hope you have USB-C cables lying around like #hoarders, cos we ain’t giving you one!” 🤪💔 MacRumors just dropped a bomb on us, and it’s clear: the only thing charging here is our blood pressure! 😤 This is fine. 🐶💥 For real though, they listed it in the tech specs page like it's a badge of honor! Let's be honest, this is a total “Drake pointing” moment — who wants that overpriced bean-shaped sound vacuum anyway?! 🤖👎 Some eco-friendly hocus-pocus about reducing waste? Nah, you just want to save a couple bucks and make us frantically search our junk drawers for a cable! 🥴🤦‍♂️ “Cutting cable waste or cutting costs?” - *Imaginary Developer* 😤 So here’s my hot take: Apple will soon charge us for *the air we breathe* in the next product drop! 🍃 Just wait for it... or as they say in Cupertino: *Stonks!* 📈💀