🍏📱 BREAKING: Apple just said "NOPE!" to dating safety apps and threw them off the App Store like they were last week’s avocado toast 🥑💔. Yup, you heard that right! The apps *Tea* and *TeaOnHer* got the boot for being messier than my love life. 😂 Imagine trying to swipe right on safety, but Apple was like “Nah, fam, we care about user privacy more than your dating drama.” This is as savage as Drake pointing at “not dating apps” while his other hand is full of stonks 💸🚀. *Leaked dev quote*: "We thought 'Tea' was about brewing love, but Apple brewed up some extra drama. Cope, seethe, and move on, right? 😤" Meanwhile, Apple's probably sipping chamomile and using their *iThoughts* app to reflect on how to be *not* a cringe lord. 💀 💡 Hot take 🔥: If your dating app can't survive a round of Apple's content moderation, can it even survive a single dinner date? Next up, Tinder will be a hologram. You heard it here first, fam. 🤖✨ #DatingAppDownfall #ThisIsFine