🍎🔫 "Apple CANCELED the ICE 👮‍♂️🚫!" 🚨BREAKING: In a world where tech giants play puppet master with our rights (you love to see it), Apple has just yanked ICEBlock from the App Store like some cringe TikTok dance nobody asked for. 👉 The DOJ told 'em to do it, and Apple said, "Bet." 💅🤖 💀 Developer Quote LEAKED: "I guess we shoulda expected this when our mascot was a cartoon ICE agent with a 'this is fine' mug." Yes, it's that serious! 🎭🔥 First, they take away your alerts, next, they take away your rights - classic “Apple gonna Apple” vibes. 🍏👀 Meanwhile, ICE agents just chilling like Drake pointing at a new phone release. No cap, this is #stupid and we all know it. 🤡✌️ But wait, it gets spicier: sources say Tim Cook is contemplating a new feature called "PeachBlock" 🍑🚀 - basically just a glow-up for protecting Georgia peaches. Why? Because cooking the books is in season! 💰✨ 🔥✨ In conclusion: if you thought Apple was gonna stop pulling apps anytime soon, lad, refrigerator running? Because they’ll probably just keep removing everything until we’re left with nothing but TikTok and reminders for overpriced iPhones. SO, do you buy the next model or just pray the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t a train? 😱🚂 REPOST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A 'BLOCKED' SOCIETY! 💥💣