🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS IN THE DATING APP UNIVERSE! 💔🚨 So, Apple just decided to THOAT PUNCH two dating safety apps—Tea and its dude counterpart, TeaOnHer—right outta the App Store! 💀 Like, TWEEEEEET! No cap, they're gone faster than my hopes for a Tinder match! 😂💥 The idea was *chef's kiss*—a safe zone for ladies to spill the tea (pun intended) on cringeworthy dates, like "This guy made me listen to his PowerPoint on cryptocurrency!" 🤡💸 Sounds familiar? It's like Facebook groups where you find out you're not the only one ghosted by that one dude who claimed to be an astronaut... 👨‍🚀🚀 But wait, fam! Apple pulled the apps faster than you can say, "Stonks!" 📉 Meanwhile, everyone’s out here like, “This is fine...” as they scroll through their dating horror stories. 😤🔥 Rumor has it, Apple execs are fr fr just sad that they couldn’t monetize all that tea being spilled 💰🍵. 🗣️ "What do you expect? They only like their apps smooth as their iSmoothies!” said an imaginary disgruntled developer named Kyle. And now for the hot take 🌡️: I predict Apple will launch *Daisy: The Dating Algorithm* but it’s just a glorified Flower app for iMessage! 🌼 Get ready!