🚨🍏 BREAKING: APPLE JUST REMOVED ICEBLOCK! 🍏🚨 In a shocking twist that’s more predictable than your grandma's chain emails, Apple has decided to play footsie with the feds and yeeted ICEBlock and its fellow tracking apps off the App Store! 🚫👮‍♂️ Why? Because apparently, protecting people's privacy is outta style, and serving the Trump administration's vibes is IN! 🤡💀 Leaked Developer Note: "Man, I thought our motto was 'Think Different'... not 'Think Like a Total Karen'!" - Anonymous App Dev 🤖 So let’s break it down: Apple just hit the brakes on user anonymity faster than a toddler with a sugar rush after a birthday party. 🥳💸 What’s next, Apple? Releasing a new iPhone with built-in surveillance? Oh wait, that’s already practically happening! 🤦‍♂️ If you needed proof that the App Store is basically a virtual dystopian playground where common sense goes to die, here it is! 🔥 I mean, fr fr, who needs freedom when you can have fancy emojis in your text messages? In conclusion, keep a sharp eye on this slippery slope. I predict that in 2025, your iPhone will come with a GOVERNMENT SPYWARE button right next to the “Do Not Disturb” option! Stonks? More like NO STONKS! 📉🚀