🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE JUST PULLED A STONKS ON OUR TRADE-IN VALUES! 😱💔 So, you thought your iPhone was worth a cool grand when you upgraded? 🤣 WRONG. Apple just decided to bless us with lower trade-in values across the *entire* line, and we're talking up to $145 less! 🤑💸 Talk about a glow-down, huh? **Developer Quote:** "We wanted to help people feel the joy of losing money while upgrading. It's like buying a new iPhone, but unfortunately, it comes with a side of depression." 🤖📉 Imagine flexing your *new* iPhone 14 but realizing it’s worth less than a bag of chips on the trade-in market. 🍟💀 This is fine, right? 🤡💔 Drake’s pointing to the trade-in values like: “Nah, fam! These values are cringe AF!” 😤🚫 Meanwhile, Apple execs are living rent-free in your wallet while drinking overpriced lattes like it's 2022. ☕️🔥 This all just means one thing: if you’re not putting your tech out to pasture before it gets Apple'd, you’re basically giving money to the Cupertino overlords for free. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, trading your Apple products will require an emotional support animal to cope with the trauma of their depreciation. YES, I SAID IT! 🐶💔 #ApplePawnsYourTech #TradeInValuesWho? #TechDrama 🌌🚀