🚨📅 BREAKING: APPLE’S REMINDERS APP IS CAUGHT IN A TIME TRAVEL SCANDAL! 🚀👽 🥸 So like, we’re living in 2025, and Apple decides to resurrect a UI from 2077 🤖💀? Yes, you heard me! The Reminders app is stuck in a 1990s time warp while macOS Tahoe is serving fresh redesigns 🥗🔥. Like, bro, did they time travel to Hackers’ era just to put this app together? 🕶️💾 📉 Priorities, Apple 🥴. You out here giving us software that looks like it ran through a glitch & came out looking like “a Windows 95 reject” while you’re busy making Memoji’s that can dance better than most people at a wedding 👀💃. 🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Hey, it’s retro! We’re just appealing to nostalgia!” - Tim Cook, probably after one too many lattes. ☕️ 💸 Meanwhile, all your stonks are crashing because users are throwing their Macs out the window after trying to figure out how to make a freaking reminder 🙃🤡. 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, Apple will just replace all their apps with meme generators and we’ll all be using “Reminder Memes” to remember when to feed our cats. Mark my words! 🐱✨ #Stonks #ThisIsFine