🚨🦅 BREAKING: Apple Caught Being More Protective Than a Soccer Mom at a T-Ball Game! 🥇🤡🔥 📱💰 So, the *Open Web Advocacy* just dropped a truth bomb on iPhone users! 😱 Apparently, our beloved fruit company (🍏) is pulling a classic "let’s put our fingers in our ears and sing La La La" while keeping real browser choices locked away like they're the world's most elite crystals. ✨ 🤖💔 You thought you’d get to choose your browser by now? Nah fam, Apple’s over here ghosting developers like they would on an ex’s text! Ridiculous! 😂 Imagine if we had REAL browser competition. Drake would be pointing in the “yes” meme like 💸 "Let me in, fam!" But instead, we get Safari trying its best... and failing miserably. This is fine. 🔥 🗣️💬 “Our profits depend on being a monopoly,” said some *pale-faced* Apple dev in a dark basement somewhere. “If we let other browsers in, we might as well start letting short people on roller coasters!” 😂💀 🚀 So what's next? Apple decides to just start charging extra for *the privilege* of using Chrome? Imagine being forced to buy a Chrome VPN like it's a limited edition sneaker drop! No cap, we’ll be buying VPNs like “Stonks” in an NFT marketplace by 2025. 📈💀 👉 Get ready for a future where Apple’s gonna rename Safari to “Snoozefari.” #RIPRealChoice📉 So, who else is ready to embrace the coming apocalypse of web browsing? 🥳