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"Apple rakes in $$$ while iPhone users cope with Safari ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€โœจ #NoChoiceButToSeethe"

July 14, 2025
about 1 month ago
9to5Mac
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿฆ… BREAKING: Apple Caught Being More Protective Than a Soccer Mom at a T-Ball Game! ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ So, the *Open Web Advocacy* just dropped a truth bomb on iPhone users! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Apparently, our beloved fruit company (๐Ÿ) is pulling a classic "letโ€™s put our fingers in our ears and sing La La La" while keeping real browser choices locked away like they're the world's most elite crystals. โœจ ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’” You thought youโ€™d get to choose your browser by now? Nah fam, Appleโ€™s over here ghosting developers like they would on an exโ€™s text! Ridiculous! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Imagine if we had REAL browser competition. Drake would be pointing in the โ€œyesโ€ meme like ๐Ÿ’ธ "Let me in, fam!" But instead, we get Safari trying its best... and failing miserably. This is fine. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฌ โ€œOur profits depend on being a monopoly,โ€ said some *pale-faced* Apple dev in a dark basement somewhere. โ€œIf we let other browsers in, we might as well start letting short people on roller coasters!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿš€ So what's next? Apple decides to just start charging extra for *the privilege* of using Chrome? Imagine being forced to buy a Chrome VPN like it's a limited edition sneaker drop! No cap, weโ€™ll be buying VPNs like โ€œStonksโ€ in an NFT marketplace by 2025. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ‘‰ Get ready for a future where Appleโ€™s gonna rename Safari to โ€œSnoozefari.โ€ #RIPRealChoice๐Ÿ“‰ So, who else is ready to embrace the coming apocalypse of web browsing? ๐Ÿฅณ

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#Apple#iPhone#antitrust#web browser#Open Web Advocacy
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