"Apple rakes in $$$ while iPhone users cope with Safari ๐๐โจ #NoChoiceButToSeethe"
๐จ๐ฆ BREAKING: Apple Caught Being More Protective Than a Soccer Mom at a T-Ball Game! ๐ฅ๐คก๐ฅ ๐ฑ๐ฐ So, the *Open Web Advocacy* just dropped a truth bomb on iPhone users! ๐ฑ Apparently, our beloved fruit company (๐) is pulling a classic "letโs put our fingers in our ears and sing La La La" while keeping real browser choices locked away like they're the world's most elite crystals. โจ ๐ค๐ You thought youโd get to choose your browser by now? Nah fam, Appleโs over here ghosting developers like they would on an exโs text! Ridiculous! ๐ Imagine if we had REAL browser competition. Drake would be pointing in the โyesโ meme like ๐ธ "Let me in, fam!" But instead, we get Safari trying its best... and failing miserably. This is fine. ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฌ โOur profits depend on being a monopoly,โ said some *pale-faced* Apple dev in a dark basement somewhere. โIf we let other browsers in, we might as well start letting short people on roller coasters!โ ๐๐ ๐ So what's next? Apple decides to just start charging extra for *the privilege* of using Chrome? Imagine being forced to buy a Chrome VPN like it's a limited edition sneaker drop! No cap, weโll be buying VPNs like โStonksโ in an NFT marketplace by 2025. ๐๐ ๐ Get ready for a future where Appleโs gonna rename Safari to โSnoozefari.โ #RIPRealChoice๐ So, who else is ready to embrace the coming apocalypse of web browsing? ๐ฅณ