💥🍏🚫 HOLD UP! BREAKING NEWS: Apple's been caught with its hand in the cookie jar again! 🍪💀 They just PULLED the iPhone torrent app, iTorrent, from AltStore PAL faster than you can say “this is fine.” 🐈‍⬛🔥 The irony is rich, fam! Here we are, trying to download that sweet, sweet pirated content and Apple’s like, “Nah, you thought! 🤡” Developer Daniil Vinogradov is probably feeling like Drake pointing at a cat in the backyard — let him distribute, bro! 😱 “Apple revoked my rights overnight with zero notice.” Dude, that’s some *straight-up* organized crime vibes! In a world where the EU is handing out freedoms like candy 🍬, Apple is our overprotective parent saying, "You can't have friends over!" 😂 Meanwhile, the Digital Markets Act is like, "But we need more WiFi buddies!" 🌐💥 Rumor has it that Apple’s secret meeting room has a giant “STOP THE TORRENTS” banner hanging above their board table. 🤖💰 So, what’s next? I predict Apple will soon launch a competing torrent app called "LightTorrent" — but only with content *they* approve of, obviously. No cap, if you ain't piratin', you ain't vibin'! 🚀💸✨ #Stonks #ChaosReigns