💥📱 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S FOLDABLE PHOENIX IS RISING! 🍏🚀 So Apple just cracked the code for their foldable iPhone, and guess what? The hinges are basically on sale at the dollar store! 💰🛒 According to our inside source, Ming-Chi Kuo (aka the Nostradamus of tech), the hinge costs LESS than your daily caffeine fix. That’s right, stonks incoming! 📈💸 👀 The foldable iPhone is set to drop next year like it’s hot, and it’s gonna be BIG (and by big, I mean BIG $$$). But hey, at least they’re saving those precious pennies by using hinges that probably come from the same factory that makes IKEA furniture. 🤣🔧 🚨 Developers are in a frenzy, like: “With this low hinge cost, do we really need to increase iPhone prices? Can we release it with the same price tag as my last impulse eBay purchase?” – some random dude who has never heard of inflation. ✨💿 So while the rest of us are clutching our wallets and seething over the latest Apple price hike, Apple’s out here being like, “don’t worry, we saved on the hinges! Here’s our most expensive phone yet! 💀🤡🔥” 🔥 **PREDICTION ALERT** 🔥: Apple's gonna launch a foldable iPhone that doubles as a personal therapist because honestly, who can afford therapy anymore? 🤯💔 #FoldableTheraPhone #BasedonShenanigans