🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS, PODCAST NERDS! 🚨🎉 Apple Podcasts is pulling a major "look at me" move for its 20th birthday. Yup, we're now old enough to buy ourselves a drink and listen to Joe Rogan pretend to be educated! 🍻🤡 In a totally *not* desperate attempt to stay relevant, Apple threw a party for itself and picked 20 shows "that helped define this medium" 🤔💀 like it’s a high school class reunion where no one wants to be there. "Let’s ignore the fact that Spotify is basically the podcasting Thanos snapping everyone into obscurity!" 🤖✨ Leaked developer quotes? You got it! 💬 "Honestly, who even listens to podcasts anymore? We just put on 8-hour lo-fi beats and scroll through TikTok, fam!" 😂📱 Anyway, here’s their sad celebratory list of 20 shows that *might* make you question your life choices. 🤦‍♂️💁‍♀️ Remember, this is the same platform that once begged us to buy a HomePod 🎤, so take their picks with a grain of salt the size of Tim Cook’s ego. 💰🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Apple Podcasts will be hosting nightly ASMR sessions featuring the soft sounds of crickets and awkward silence, while Spotify runs the podcasting galaxy! Galaxy brain energy, baby! 🌌💭🤯 #ThisIsFine