🖋️💸 **BREAKING NEWS: APPLE PENCIL 2nd Gen PRICED AT $107 (YAAAWN) 😴💤** Okay, fam, gather 'round! 🥴 It's your boi here with some spicy tea!! ☕️ Apple just dropped the Apple Pencil (2nd Gen) for a staggering $107!! Is that a stonk, or is it straight-up cringe? 🤡💀 Now, don’t get me wrong, it’s sleek and all, but the only thing I’m drawing is a line where my wallet used to be. 💰🚫 “ZDNET recommends” it, but let’s be real: they probably tested it while they were sitting on a pile of cash! 🤑💸 *Leaked Quote*: “Yeah, we spent weeks testing it, but honestly, we just wanted to flex our editorial budget.” - some dude named Chad from ZDNET 🧑‍💻🙄 Imagine being so dedicated to the grind that you just want to scribble your life decisions with a $100+ stylus 😂. I mean, I could run a small country with that money, but here we are, buying fancy pencils because Apple said it's a vibe. 🔥📉 **PREDICTION TIME**: In 2025, we’ll all be drawing on our iPhones with AIR-PENCILS! That’s right – no cap, Apple is about to release an invisible pencil powered by “iMagic.” ✨👽 This is fine. 🚀🔥