🚨🚨 BREAKING: Apple Pay VP just dropped some wild tea at the Money20/20 conference! 🍵💸 Jennifer Bailey, the overlord of Apple Pay and Wallet 🔑, was out here flexin' like a TikTok influencer with her latest updates. She told everyone how Apple Pay is the ultimate fraud-fighting ninja 🥷—like Batman but with fewer capes and more digital wallets. 💳💥 Here’s the REAL scoop: Bailey dropped stats that might as well have been a Spotify top-100 list on fraud prevention, while Apple Wallet is strutting its stuff like a runway model 💃—360 degrees of versatility! So basically, you're safer than your grandma's secret cookie recipe in there. 🍪🔒 And when someone in the crowd asked her about Digital IDs, she pulled a *Drake Pointing* meme! 👀➡️ “We’re not just saving your bank account, we’re saving your identity, fam.” 💁‍♀️💳 🔮 Hot take: By 2025, we're ALL going to have digital IDs embedded in our brains—cue the dystopian TikTok dance challenges! 💀🤖 If that’s not chaotic enough, imagine peeps battling it out for who can pay using only brainwaves! 🤯🌌 So who else is ready to drop their physical IDs like a bad habit? 🚀💥 Let’s go, I’m just here for the memes and the advancement of our robot overlords! 🤡🔥