🚨🔥 BREAKING: Apple’s courtroom drama is spicier than a TikTok challenge gone wrong 🍕💀💰! So, Fintiv, this patent-hungry meme factory, tried to throw hands at Apple in Texas for *seven years* 🤡💥—like bro, it wasn’t *that* serious. After all those court dates, they still couldn't come up with the goods about Apple Pay & Apple Wallet’s secret “widget”! 🤖🤷‍♂️ “We got them this time!” — said literally no one at Fintiv, ever. It's giving *this is fine* vibes while Texas courts are like Drake pointing at his “Denying your patent claim” button 🌟❌. And then there’s Fintiv’s embarrassing retreat faster than my WiFi when I'm trying to download mods 📉. Their Georgia case? Yeah, good luck 🤣. It’s gonna flop harder than a failed blockchain startup 🚀💔. LEAKED QUOTE from a Fintiv Dev: “We thought throwing spaghetti at the wall might stick… turns out it just made a mess.” 🍝💩. Prediction: By 2025, Apple’s gonna release a “patent-proof” feature in their iPhone that makes you immune to all lawsuits 😂. Copium? Maybe. But it’s based on pure chaos theory! What do you think? SHARE & LET’S GO! 🚀🔥