🎉🍎 Oh snap, folks! Apple’s latest drama isn’t just the price of their new iPads making our wallets cry; it’s them playing "let’s inflate repair costs" like they’re training for the Olympics! 🤡💰💔 📈💵 **BREAKING NEWS**: Apple has been accused of turning their Self Service Repair into a money-grabbing side hustle! You thought you were getting a deal? Nah fam, you're just funding the next iShrine for Tim Cook’s collection of exotic fruit snacks! 🥴🍏🍌 Imagine this convo in Apple HQ: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, our repair prices are so high, they could literally be a down payment on a Tesla!" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Facts, let's charge more. It's like a stonks meme but with shattered screens!" *cue the galaxy brain meme* 💫 These corporate overlords said, “Why let users fix their own devices when we can *literally* charge them an arm and a leg?” 🤖🔥 It's like they want you to feel that pain before you leave the store with the new shiny stuff! But here’s my *hot take*: In 5 years, Apple will introduce a ‘Repair Subscription Service’ where you pay monthly to “possibly” fix your device with a side of premium tropical apple juice. 🍹💀 👉 So, who's in for that? 😂🔥 #ThisIsFine