🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: Apple & OpenAI are like “Not today, Elon!” as they tell a judge to throw that whole lawsuit against them in the TRASH 🗑️💀. You thought you could take on the tech titans? Nah fam, this ain't it. Elon and X Corp. are pulling a classic “let’s sue everyone” move 🤦‍♂️🤡, but Apple was like “Stonks 😂💰” and OpenAI just powered down their chatbot to say "nope". Imagine Siri and ChatGPT huddled together, sipping tea ☕ and sliding those legal papers back like "Sorry fam, we don't play that." In a leaked convo, an Apple engineer was found saying: “Honestly, we’re just here for the fruit emojis 🍏🤖.” Meanwhile, OpenAI is out here moonwalking away: “We don’t do drama, we do algorithms... and vibes.” 📉 This is fine. This is peak tech cringe. No cap, the only thing Elon is launching is his own sad meme factory 🏭💔. Watch out for the inevitable SpaceX lawsuit over Apple’s iSpace or whatever they are cooking next. Hot take: Elon will drop a new “spite app” called “XCuSeMe” that no one asks for. Buckle up, it's gonna get wild! 🚀🔥 #DramaInTech #ElonGetsRoasted