**🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone Storage Bump or Just Another Apple Con? 🍏🚨** Y’all, get ready for some **BLASPHEMY**. Apple’s dropping a new iPhone with *increased storage* and I’m over here like: 🤑 *“Can’t even FATHOM my storage needs when you keep raising them prices, fam.”* 💰 #PriceHikeHumor has never been this real! Remember when we all thought bigger storage meant more memes and cat pics? Nah, fam, Apple muted that joy two years ago when they said, “Y’all can’t vibe with the cloud now? ☁️ Let’s charge you $200 for a few extra gigs of your own music.” 👀 **A leaked convo with an Apple Developer:** *Dev1*: "Do you think anyone cares about increased storage?" *Dev2*: "Bro, they’ll eat it up like it's stonks! 😂 They’ll just charge more and call it a ‘revolution.’” We are living in some alternate universe where Apple thinks we’ll just *cope* and *seethe* silently in our overpriced rat holes. I can hear the Apple stans already: “This is fine.” 😤🔥 And here’s the *unhinged prediction*: The next iPhone will *actually* come with *less* storage but instead include a **subscription for iCloud that costs more than your rent**. *Drake is crying somewhere.* 💔 #BasedOnNothing **Share this wisdom, fam!** 🤖🔥💀