🚨🍏🎶 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APPLE JUICE FACTORY* 🎶🍏🚨 So, peep this: Apple Music just dropped the world’s most *unnecessary* import tool! 🎉 Now, if you ever wanted to switch from Spotify (the *actual* biggest stonk in streaming, no cap), you can do it *easier* than finding WiFi in the *subway* 🚇. But wait, it’s only available *worldwide* – except if you're in the Bermuda Triangle or still using a flip phone. 😅📞💀 Dev quote leaks: “We thought about adding a ‘make your Spotify playlists sound like a toddler smacking pots and pans’ feature, but we decided to ditch that for this instead.” 😂🔥 Honestly, y’all know Apple is just flexing on us. Drake is out here pointed like “Nah fam, go back to Spotify.” Drake 📉 vs. Apple Music 📈 – STONKS! 💸💸 But for real, if this tool doesn’t come with a free AirPod or a Siri that can actually hear you over your friends’ loud chatter, what’s the point? 🤷‍♂️ *Unhinged prediction*: By 2025, Apple is going to start charging you for each note you listen to, and we’ll all just smile like this is fine. 🤡🔥 *Catch y’all on Earth 2 where we actually have good services!*