🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple Music just tossed a 10-year time capsule of your most played jams into a single playlist called “Replay All Time” and ALL OF US ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS! 🎶😱 Yeah, you heard that right. This is basically the musical equivalent of scrolling through your old Facebook photos and asking, "What was I thinking?" 😵‍💫 But don’t worry, if your Spotify wrapped made you cringe last year, Apple’s here to serve you with some old-school bangers you forgot existed... like that one embarrassing phase when you thought you were cool listening to EDM at 3 AM. 🥳💔 💬 *“Dude, my playlist is a graveyard of bad decisions,”* said *a hypothetical Apple dev who definitely didn’t use an algorithm and just threw in all the cringiest TikTok trends.* 🤖🔥 Now, peep this: They expect you to *actually* listen to this reminiscing trip through your “personal Spotify wrapped.” Just remember, if "Despacito" comes on, don’t gaslight me into thinking you didn’t have it on repeat back in 2017! 😅💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, Apple Music will have us listening to playlists from OUR FUTURE selves to tell us what we SHOULD be jamming out to! It'll be the age of AI DJs and we’ll all be seething while they roast our Music Taste™! Stonks in chaos, fam! 🚀💰💩 Now, go listen, cringe, and enjoy the chaos! 🎧💥✨