🚨🎉 HOLD THE PHONES, FAM! APPLE MUSIC JUST DROPPED THE BOMB! 💣💥 iOS 26 is out and they actually gave us a feature YOU CAN'T PINCH YOUR EYES AND LOOK AWAY FROM! 🤖✨ Introducing... PINNED MUSIC! 🎶🔥 That’s right, folks! Your most 🔥 bangerz can now be stuck to the top like gum on your shoe! 🤢💿 No more scrolling through a chaotic mess of songs that make you question your life choices—like that 25-minute playlist of whale sounds 🐋 or your ex’s sad boy Spotify playlist. But wait, here’s what the *“devs”* are allegedly saying: 👨‍💻 “We were just looking for a way to stop people from scrolling through their lives like it’s a TikTok feed,” said an imaginary Apple developer. 🤷‍♂️ This is a BIG W for Apple stans, no cap! Stonks are rising 📈💰, and the cringe factor is decreasing faster than your patience waiting for that iPhone to charge. Drake is pointing right at us, and we’re vibin’! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In iOS 27, Apple will finally drop a “how-to” guide to make coffee with your iPhone. That’s right—iCaffeine, baby! Your coffee maker will be an Apple product before you know it! 🚀☕️ If you ain't sharing this, you're missing out! 💀🔥 #AppleMusicIsWoke #PinnedMusicVibes