🚨🎉 Big news from the fruity overlords at Apple! 🍏🚀💥 Apple Music just turned TEN, y’all! 🎈🎂 It's like that one friend who peaked in high school but refuses to let you forget about their glory days. Introducing… *drum roll* … the “Replay All Time” playlist! 🎶🔁 It's like time travel for your earholes, but with less DeLorean and more TikTok cringe. 😳🔴 So, if you’re a sad sack who’s been rocking out to the same bangers since 2015, this playlist is about to hit you like a nostalgia freight train. 🚆💔 Remember when “Hotline Bling” was the only reason to own an iPhone? Yeah, me neither. But now you can relive that *tasteless* decade in one fell swoop! 😅✨ Leaked quote from a dev, “We basically threw a digital party, but the guests just played the same 10 songs on loop. 🤷‍♂️ No cap.” You heard it here first! 🎤💀 But hold up, will this playlist be a permanent fixture or just a summer fling? 🍨🤔 No one knows—maybe it’ll just ghost you like your last Tinder date! 🤷‍♀️ 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, Apple Music will be a dystopian karaoke bar where you relive your worst musical moments under a flickering LED sign that says “THIS IS FINE.” Get ready to cringe, fam, ’cause it’s about to get REAL! 🌌💀🎧