🚨 BREAKING: Apple Music Unleashes the MOST PLAYED Playlist! 🚨 That’s right fam, Apple Music just dropped a bomb 💣 — the Replay All Time feature is here to slap you with nostalgia harder than your grandma’s meatloaf. 🤤✨ You can now dive into your streaming history from 2015 like it’s a time capsule filled with the cringiest bops of your past! 🤡💀 Now y’all can stop saying “I *totally* don’t listen to the same 5 songs on repeat” 🙄 because Apple is here to expose those shenanigans! Get ready for the truth bomb 💥 as you face the cold hard facts of your Spotify Wrapped— now with extra cringe courtesy of your ex’s guilty pleasure tracks! 😂 *Leaked developer quote:* “We just figured, hey, if they’re gonna have an existential crisis, we might as well make it convenient! 😏🧠” But here’s the real tea ☕: Apple’s gonna monetize this feature SO HARD you’ll be scammin’ like a crypto bro at a stonks convention. 💰🚀 Prediction time: In 2025, Apple Music will charge you $10 for each *realization* that your taste in music peaked in middle school. 💸 If you don’t want to cope, be prepared to seethe as you hit “Shuffle” on your 2016 playlist! 🥴🔥 Let the chaos begin, and don’t forget to blast your 10-year-old faves at max volume! 🎵💥